This is what the General Election campaign will be like. I predict a gruesome mud slinging time. Is this politics?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8533168.stm

Yes, this is British politics.

Hopefully, the voters will see it for what it is and make informed decisions about their vote this time, knocking the incumbent good-for-nothings off their rickety perches.

Well, I can dream, can't I?

What - you want Cameron and his team of failed Tory leaders in? That’s who we’ll get.

No, don't misunderstand me. I don't want the Cameroons cocking up this country any more than I want the Broons to continue.

What I mean is, mudslinging ought to wake people up to the fact that none of the current parties is responsible enough to run this country. Unfortunately, what is actually going to happen is people will switch off and vote on autopilot, like they do every other time, instead of taking a long hard look at the alternatives that are out there.

And that's why the Cameroons will be attempting to form the next government on May 7.