Quote: From the EXACT SAME ARTICLE:
An Environment Agency spokesman said: 'Mr Roberts has not been arrested or charged with any offence and will not be interviewed under caution.
'Moving fish short distances between garden ponds is not an offence, as it does not present a significant risk to the environment. The Environment Agency does not investigate such incidents.
'In situations where fish need to be moved at short notice we can offer help and advice, and would be happy to advise the hospital on the best way to maintain a healthy stock of fish.'
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So, you know, don't bother reading it or anything. Just drone out some "you couldn't make it up" nonsense when you can, in face, make it up entirely.
Posted by: A | 05/11/2010 at 08:48 PM |