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Steve Jobs Spotted at Stanford Cancer Center 
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"We wish Steve the best, and hope he lives forever, but … "

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I hope he steps down and has the remainder of his life free from the pressures of running Apple, and can enjoy the time he has left with friends & family. That time may be 10 days, it may be 10 years. However long it is, he’s in a privileged position to be able to do this and I think it would be churlish to deny him this opportunity.

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I think the truth of the matter with Jobs’ health is that he and his oncologists won’t fully know what the position is until after he’s finished whatever treatment regime he’s been put on.

What ever the reason I do wish him a speedy return to work. I want a new iPhone now get working Steve! ;)

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paulzolo wrote:
Back on topic:

I think the truth of the matter with Jobs’ health is that he and his oncologists won’t fully know what the position is until after he’s finished whatever treatment regime he’s been put on.

What ever the reason I do wish him a speedy return to work. I want a new iPhone now get working Steve! ;)


I watched a bit of the iPad 2 SteveNote yesterday. For someone who is supposed to be at death’s door, he was doing very well.

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I watched a bit of the iPad 2 SteveNote yesterday. For someone who is supposed to be at death’s door, he was doing very well.

Just catching up with that now.

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Amnesia10 wrote:
paulzolo wrote:
Back on topic:

I think the truth of the matter with Jobs’ health is that he and his oncologists won’t fully know what the position is until after he’s finished whatever treatment regime he’s been put on.

What ever the reason I do wish him a speedy return to work. I want a new iPhone now get working Steve! ;)


I watched a bit of the iPad 2 SteveNote yesterday. For someone who is supposed to be at death’s door, he was doing very well.

Thats because hes actually the prototype iSteve. Steve has downloaded himself into the mainframe and was controlling iSteve by wi-fi. iSteve 2 will be a younger looking model (to show his "recovery") but will house his mind. Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.

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Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.


This is a lie. Not only is a server farm of any size ample enough to store Steves ego but I also have it on good authority that Steves ego cannot be contained.

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Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.


This is a lie. Not only is a server farm of any size ample enough to store Steves ego but I also have it on good authority that Steves ego cannot be contained.

Steve's ego exists mostly in quantum space. You can tell how big it is or where he is, but not both at the same time.

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Thats because hes actually the prototype iSteve. Steve has downloaded himself into the mainframe and was controlling iSteve by wi-fi. iSteve 2 will be a younger looking model (to show his "recovery") but will house his mind. Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.

Will the iSteve 2 come in a unibody?

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Thats because hes actually the prototype iSteve. Steve has downloaded himself into the mainframe and was controlling iSteve by wi-fi. iSteve 2 will be a younger looking model (to show his "recovery") but will house his mind. Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.

Will the iSteve 2 come in a unibody?


Yes but no forward facing eye. That comes with iSteve 3.

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Well will iSteve have a defective aerial? ;)

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Amnesia10 wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Thats because hes actually the prototype iSteve. Steve has downloaded himself into the mainframe and was controlling iSteve by wi-fi. iSteve 2 will be a younger looking model (to show his "recovery") but will house his mind. Steves ego will still be kept in Apples huge server farm.

Will the iSteve 2 come in a unibody?


Yes but no forward facing eye. That comes with iSteve 3.

but it will come with a proprietary docking system ;)

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but it will come with a proprietary docking system ;)


And only in black and denim.

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but it will come with a proprietary docking system ;)


And only in black and denim.

Shouldn't that be a black turtle neck iSock?

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