In 3 billion years time.

Oh, crap. I’ll have to get the washing in.

Hmmm, bugger, guess I'll just give on life now then....

Isn't a asteroid meant to hit before then and kill us all? And isn't the sun meant to explode before then?

I thought that was 5 billion years?
Though I read that about ten years ago...So a little less I'm afraid...

So, combined with the Earth hitting another planet in 3bn years, then the sun going 'POP', I think it's pretty safe to say we're fu*ked!!

This is, of course, assuming the Swine Flu doesn't infect an Egyptian child with the Bird Flu, thereby creating a super-zombie virus that leads to some sort of 28 Days Later scenario, but with more emphasis on Lemsip.

Bugger and there was me just started to go through the Baldurs Gate saga all over again