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German authorities are investigating how a man was able to spend four hours partying alone in his underpants on a military jet used by Angela Merkel.

The 24-year-old entered the cockpit, pushed buttons randomly, deployed an emergency slide, and sprayed a fire extinguisher over the plush interior.

Police tried and failed to persuade the man to leave with a megaphone.

They found a bag with his identity documents and, allegedly, ecstasy and marijuana near the aircraft.

The incident, at Cologne airport on 25 July, was brought to a close by a police dog biting the man in the leg.

If you're going to do something insane, you might as well be 'in for a penny, in for a pound'.

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German authorities are investigating how a man was able to spend four hours partying alone in his underpants on a military jet used by Angela Merkel.

The 24-year-old entered the cockpit, pushed buttons randomly, deployed an emergency slide, and sprayed a fire extinguisher over the plush interior.

Police tried and failed to persuade the man to leave with a megaphone.

They found a bag with his identity documents and, allegedly, ecstasy and marijuana near the aircraft.

The incident, at Cologne airport on 25 July, was brought to a close by a police dog biting the man in the leg.

If you're going to do something insane, you might as well be 'in for a penny, in for a pound'.

Does the insanity defence work in Germany? ;)

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He's lucky he was only bitten on the leg by the sound of it :lol:

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He's lucky he was only bitten on the leg by the sound of it :lol:

The dog must have been confused. They normally go for well padded arms in training and I guess that the leg was the closest in resembling that.

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