Davies, MP for Shipley and "parliamentary spokesman" for the Campaign Against Political Correctness lobby group, also asked:

• Whether the Metropolitan Black Police Association breaches discrimination law by restricting its membership to black people. He compared this to the BNP's whites-only policy, which the far-right party has now agreed to change.

• Whether the women-only Orange prize for fiction discriminates against men. • Whether it was racist for a policeman to refer to a BMW as "black man's wheels".

• Whether it was lawful for an advert for a job working with victims of domestic violence to specify that applicants had to be female and/or black or ethnic minority.

• Whether a "Miss White Britain" competition or a "White Power List" would be racist, after Phillips justified the existence of Miss Black Britain prizes and the Black Power List. "Is there any difference legally or morally than publishing a white list? Do you think this entrenches division?"

• Whether anti-discrimination laws ought to be extended "to cover bald people (and perhaps fat people and short people)".

While we're at it, can Sheila's Wheels refuse to insure me because I'm a man? And why can't I even think about going on a Saga holiday for another 20 years? And don't theme park rides discriminate against people with dwarfism with height restrictions? Plus, why can't I use a female toilet if the gents is busy? Surely that's discrimating against men?

I've been told that when I win bomberman and scream "WHITE SUPREMACY!!" it's racist, but when my housemate wins (Player 4) and screams "BLACK SUPREMACY!!" it's fine.