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bobbdobbs
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if I wasnt married id marry her!!!! mmmmm Steak & Kidney 
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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Believe it or not, they can be really very good. Pretty much restaurant quality although I know they don't sound it! You usually take the lid off and then bake it in the tin. The puff pastry crust goes crispy and they're usually full of filling - unlike a lot of ready made pies. I wish I could make really good puff pastry. It's one of my biggest culinary failings. I failed so hard so often I've now given up 
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Don't worry about it. Puff pastry sucks arse compared to short crust anyway (IMO). Packeted puff pastry is quite good these days anyway. 
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:28 am |
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MrStevenRogers
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:44 pm Posts: 4860
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fray bentos steak & kidney ... the best except home made S&K ...
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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When was the last time we had a pie poll?
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Puff pastry is a Quisling that rightly deserves to be denounced and reviled by every dutiful man of sound mind and faculty. It is a simulacrum, a malodorous imitation, a pestilential malformation, a distorted nefarious twisting of that most noble of dishes the pie. It preys upon the ignorant and weak-witted, the deprived and the uneducated whose fortitude or lack thereof cannot possibly overcome the beguilement of the promise of heart-warming, order-restoring alimentary encasement. It is a most accursed abomination perpetrated by that most baneful and malefic of purveyors of foodstuffs, Fray Bentos. May he who speaks of puff pastry with reverence be eternally condemned, most bitterly scorned and cast out to take his rightful place in the fiery chasm alongside the overly-loud phone-talker and the cinema-latecomer, period drama creators, tailgaters, OS fanbois, cous-cous eaters and advertising consultants. Glory be to the PIE! 
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MrStevenRogers
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 |  |  |  | rustybucket wrote: Puff pastry is a Quisling that rightly deserves to be denounced and reviled by every dutiful man of sound mind and faculty. It is a simulacrum, a malodorous imitation, a pestilential malformation, a distorted nefarious twisting of that most noble of dishes the pie. It preys upon the ignorant and weak-witted, the deprived and the uneducated whose fortitude or lack thereof cannot possibly overcome the beguilement of the promise of heart-warming, order-restoring alimentary encasement. It is a most accursed abomination perpetrated by that most baneful and malefic of purveyors of foodstuffs, Fray Bentos. May he who speaks of puff pastry with reverence be eternally condemned, most bitterly scorned and cast out to take his rightful place in the fiery chasm alongside the overly-loud phone-talker and the cinema-latecomer, period drama creators, tailgaters, OS fanbois, cous-cous eaters and advertising consultants. Glory be to the PIE!  |  |  |  |  |
if i could sig that i would ...
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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* Heads off to Google * . .. ... .... ..... Yes, I agree. +1 It could go in your Facebook quotes.
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:18 am |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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But.. but.. it's crunchy and delicious  I don't really like shortcrust. I use it because it's easy to make, but I always make it as thin as possible to minimise the stodgy unpleasantness - and I much prefer mine to any other I've had 
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jonbwfc
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Burn the heretic! 
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JJW009
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Pastry was invented to keep dirt off the filling. You weren't even meant to eat it; unless you were super-hungry you'd feed it to the dogs or peasants. Sometimes it wasn't edible at all, containing stuff more like cement. Shortcrust shows little evidence of evolving as far as I can see  Same goes for the batter on fish.
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rustybucket
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Spreadie
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People who eschew pies with puff pastry are simply denying themselves the opportunity of more pie, and should be sectioned.
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:55 pm |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Pie made with puff pastry has forgotten the face of the one true Pie and is to be treated as quiche
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Spreadie
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_________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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