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Sir Elton John claims Jesus was gay 
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Jesus wasn't gay he was poking Mary Magdalene, so rumour has it …


Bi-curious then. :)

As was Elton John.

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Elton John is the messiah??

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Elton may have a point. My understanding is that Jesus took on all mankind's sins when on the cross, of which sodomy is one; therefore for at least part of his life he was gay.

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Elton may have a point. My understanding is that Jesus took on all mankind's sins when on the cross, of which sodomy is one; therefore for at least part of his life he was gay.


That's quite a stunning logic failure there.

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Elton may have a point. My understanding is that Jesus took on all mankind's sins when on the cross, of which sodomy is one; therefore for at least part of his life he was gay.


That's quite a stunning logic failure there.


How so? I'm having trouble seeing anything else through the veil of amusement. :lol:

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took on responsibility for =/= did

Secondly, sodomy is simply an act. Not everyone who partakes in sodomy is gay (although most of these people are probably not consenting).

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I can't wait for the Christian's reaction to this. The anticipation is almost killing me :D

Well, so far we know that Jesus was a gay, black jew with AIDS. :D

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Spreadie wrote:
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He was a Jewish man living in Palestine. He would have looked more like Yassa Arafat.

Jesus was a terrorist? :shock:

:lol:


You didn’t see this poster campaign then:

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Kind of makes it out that he was a but of a thug.

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ProfessorF wrote:
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Does Jesus have aids?


No, he had disciples.

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MrStevenRogers wrote:
Jesus wasn't gay he was poking Mary Magdalene, so rumour has it …

No wonder, if Mel Gibson got it right!

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