I use the clippers without the guard and basically strip the head bare of hair and it only takes a few minutes. So much easier to deal with.

I've been going steadily greyer for 10 years, still a full head of hair. My dad is mid 80's same for him although his is thinning a little now.

It must be cold if you are bald o prefer my covering thank you.

Used to it over here, plus I've always got a baseball cap handy - you never know when you might have to do something stereotypical

Been to any good riots lately?

None I'd like to discuss

Say no more!

I'm going grey a little bit and I'm not bothered. I can either go for the silver fox look (I do afterall look exactly like George Clooney*) or stick on the Just For Men.

Going bald on the otherhand would be horrible for me. I'd hate it.

*that is a lie