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First of all, I hope he's OK.

Secondly, on the Ark front it's a bit like England's potential in a World Cup - you want the big win, you just don't wanna hear about it the rest of your life

Yep, me too, but you've got to wonder, if he did find The Ark what power it's holding over him to keep him there and isolated from the rest of the world.
For all we know he could've been transported to some alien world where he's now exploring with a group of other aliens using technology that we simply haven't even dreamt of yet.

Mark

First of all, I also hope he's ok.
Secondly, chances are he's looking in the wrong place. The bible never mentions Mt. Ararat as the resting place, but rather the mountains of Ararat which was a region roughly in the NW of Iran. Not Turkey.
Thirdly, he's a Wee Free. These people chain up the children's swings on a Sunday so they aren't distracted by play and devote themselves to the day of rest.
Lastly, my money's on him being stuck up a mountain in the snow wishing he'd been better prepared.

Reverse engineering FTW!

shouldn't these people go missing two by two?

Yep, I hope he hasn't come to a sticky end.

Although, if he has... Darwin FTW

I mean, WTF was he doing exploring the mountains in search of an old boat, briefly mentioned in a fictitious tome, made up by a bunch of frauds, in order to keep the ignorant masses in check?

/rant

Maybe the elephant sat on him?