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A Direct Correlation Between UFOs and Shares of Lockheed Martin and Boeing?
By Cory Bortnicker November 8, 2010 01:51 PM
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OUR UFO ECONOMY

“So what’s it like to come face to face with something you can’t explain?”

No, we’re not talking about the unknowable prospects of QE2. We’re talking about the ongoing invasion of UFOs above American soil that, for the past few weeks, has helped give local newscasters plenty of opportunities to perfect their “who are these whack-jobs” voices.

This time, it was Fox 5’s Roby Chavez asking the above question to Bryan Fains, a Virginia man who was so moved by his UFO sighting that he seemed to answer Chavez’s question in the form a haiku:

“The lights,
Were so bright,
At Nighttime.”

Chilling, indeed.

The video shows a single blue-light moving erratically through the night sky, and significantly differs from the previous sightings in New York and Texas, both of which were triangle-shaped craft that were almost certainly reversed engineered stealth blimps that use alien anti-gravitational technology to scare the bejeezus out of the populace in a coordinated effort by the military-industrial complex to drive up shares of defense companies like Lockheed Martin and Boeing.

Speaking of, now would be a good time to check out the correlation of the previous UFO encounters with both companies share price.

And what a surprise! One week after the UFO sightings in New York and Texas, shares of both Lockheed Martin and Boeing went up. Not down. Up.

See for yourself.
    Lockheed Martin

    Sighting Date Share Price 1 week later %change

    NYC 10/14 70.2 71.84 +2.3%
    Texas 10/16* 70.02 71.78 +2.5%

    Boeing

    NYC 10/14 71.36 71.5 +.01%
    Texas 10/16* 70.11 71.66 +.22%

So look, I’m not saying that the appearance of a UFO always results in a higher share price of these aeronautical defense companies. I’m just saying that’s what the research shows.

Play it as you like.


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It is aliens flying to buy shares. :roll:

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UFO Unreasonable Financial Occurrence?

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And reduced sighting during the recession, no doubt.

Are aliens responsible for the world economic crisis?

Certainly the bankers would like us to believe it. ;)

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And reduced sighting during the recession, no doubt.

Are aliens responsible for the world economic crisis?

Certainly the bankers would like us to believe it. ;)

Are aliens also Freemasons? ;)

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