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Turkey king dies RIP

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Bootiful.

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Bootiful.

Will he have a viking style funeral? Having his body created on a pile of burning turkey twizzlers? :D

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So he died on US Thanksgiving Day? Nice timing.

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So he died on US Thanksgiving Day? Nice timing.

Coincidence? I think not!

Perhaps the Turkeys have been learning from the Chickens... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwyPI-zKqRs

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There's a sense of justice in him, like his animals, not quite making it to Christmas.


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The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

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The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

:lol:

Hope they make sure he's really dead before stuffing him with the sage and onion.

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The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

But was he free range?

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paulzolo wrote:
The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

But was he free range?


He was. His turkeys, however, were not.

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You lot are bad lol :roll:

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You lot are bad lol :roll:

Yes but opportunities to baste in our reflected glory is rare. ;)

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