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Author:  oceanicitl [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:34 pm ]
Post subject:  RIP Bernard Matthews
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

Turkey king dies RIP
Author:  brataccas [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:36 pm ]
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who
Author:  adidan [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:47 pm ]
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Bootiful.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:56 pm ]
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adidan wrote:
Bootiful.

Will he have a viking style funeral? Having his body created on a pile of burning turkey twizzlers? :D
Author:  adidan [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:10 pm ]
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So he died on US Thanksgiving Day? Nice timing.
Author:  JJW009 [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:25 pm ]
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adidan wrote:
So he died on US Thanksgiving Day? Nice timing.

Coincidence? I think not!

Perhaps the Turkeys have been learning from the Chickens... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwyPI-zKqRs
Author:  jonbwfc [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:35 pm ]
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There's a sense of justice in him, like his animals, not quite making it to Christmas.
Author:  paulzolo [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:23 pm ]
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The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.
Author:  belchingmatt [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:25 pm ]
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:lol:
Author:  Paul1965 [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:52 pm ]
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paulzolo wrote:
The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

:lol:

Hope they make sure he's really dead before stuffing him with the sage and onion.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:15 am ]
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paulzolo wrote:
The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

But was he free range?
Author:  davrosG5 [ Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:54 am ]
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Amnesia10 wrote:
paulzolo wrote:
The cremation will take 1 hour per pound, plus an hour. He’s a self-baster.

But was he free range?


He was. His turkeys, however, were not.
Author:  belchingmatt [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:38 am ]
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May he Baste In Peace.
Author:  oceanicitl [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:23 am ]
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You lot are bad lol :roll:
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:46 am ]
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oceanicitl wrote:
You lot are bad lol :roll:

Yes but opportunities to baste in our reflected glory is rare. ;)
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