So does that mean if you are prone to Silent but deadly ones that you are technically guilty of carrying a concealed weapon?
I have known some seriously bad offenders who now have to take Malawi off their travel itinerary.
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| Author: | pcernie [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
Malawi is determined to “mould responsible and disciplined citizens” with a law banning the breaking of wind. The Local Courts Bill of 2010 is set to be presented before a forthcoming parliamentary session by Justice Minister George Chaponda. The legislation also targets ne'er-do-wells "disturbing religious assemblies", "trespassing on burial places", "insulting the modesty of a woman" or "challenging to fight a duel", as well as those who pass the time by pretending to be a fortune teller... One unimpressed Malawian reportedly commented: “How can this government criminalise the release of intestinal gases? Everyone does that, even if it’s in public or it has an accompanying sound which is boring; making it criminal is a joke of democracy." http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/28 ... gislation/ |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
So does that mean if you are prone to Silent but deadly ones that you are technically guilty of carrying a concealed weapon? I have known some seriously bad offenders who now have to take Malawi off their travel itinerary.
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| Author: | AlunD [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
makes note to cross off my travel plans 
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| Author: | jonbwfc [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
Well then it'll be one place where the maxim 'better out than in' definitely won't hold true. |
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| Author: | belchingmatt [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
No more poetry in Malawi. |
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| Author: | steve74 [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
Let's hope Cameron and Clegg don't get wind of this (pun intended). If they don't ban it, they'll bloody well tax us on it! |
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| Author: | brataccas [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:17 pm ] | |||||||||
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fart chance of that happening  the whole idea would stink tbh.would that mean whoopee cushions are banned? or will you get handguffed for that too as it classes as a "fart"? whenever I buy whoopee cushions they break really early, cheaply made and a complete ripoff 
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Malawi poised to outlaw farting |
So if there's someone there you don't like, give them Bernard Matthews Golden Drummers for their tea, then have them arrested. 
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:02 am ] | |||||||||
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I have found broccoli to be highly effective. Though would they and baked beans become proscribed substances?
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