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A man who was at an illegal cockfight in central California died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird which had a knife attached to its leg, officials said.

José Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in nearby Tulare County on 30 January, the Kern County coroner said.

A postmortem concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf. Sheriff's spokesman Ray Pruitt said it was unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to his death.

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Attending or organising a cockfight, or training an animal to participate in one, are all misdemeanours under Californian law, although a second offence is a felony.

Or on this occasion it was a capital offence. :D

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Karma. 8-)

Chicken karma.

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See also... Angry Birds :P

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Amnesia10 wrote:
Karma. 8-)

Chicken karma.

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Very good. :D

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Fogmeister wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Karma. 8-)

Chicken karma.

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Best. Joke. Ever.

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The Register goes for the obvious headline.
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And the by line was pretty awesome as well. Blade enhance battle beast could be a new type of condom. :D

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american kentucky chickens :(

funny story, man deserves to die, just like all similar beings that use animals for cruel intentions

good riddance

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Amnesia10 wrote:
Blade enhance battle beast could be a new type of condom. :D

I can't see it selling all that well, to be honest with you.
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funny story, man deserves to die, just like all similar beings that use animals for cruel intentions


Says the man who would like to shoot cats in the head with an air rifle... :roll:

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brataccas wrote:
funny story, man deserves to die, just like all similar beings that use animals for cruel intentions


Says the man who would like to shoot cats in the head with an air rifle... :roll:


I can hear the hypocrisy from here.

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jonbwfc wrote:
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Blade enhance battle beast could be a new type of condom. :D

I can't see it selling all that well, to be honest with you.

No but it did sound like some weapon.

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Says the man who would like to shoot cats in the head with an air rifle... :roll:


nowhere in this board I have said I would like to shoot cats in the head with an air rifle :roll: ;)

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I can hear the hypocrisy from here.


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I'm just glad it wasn't in the UK! :lol:

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nowhere in this board I have said I would like to shoot cats in the head with an air rifle :roll: ;)


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I take it the air rifle pointed at the back of their heads was edited out, pity. :(

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