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Channel Five will as of today be known as Channel Five, or rather, Channel Five has regained the "Channel" it lost when it decided that "Five" was a more happening moniker for a TV station.

Five years after its 1997 launch*, Channel Five spunked not inconsiderable amounts of cash to rebrand as Five, in an attempt to reinvent itself as something more than UK telly's downmarket neighbourhood.

The resulting brand frontage, a continually evolving redefinition of the Five paradigm, was latterly given the whalesong and joss-stick treatment by agency DixonBaxi, which described an expensive and colourful reinvention as "more vocal, expressive and creative".

Enter Richard Desmond's Northern & Shell, which acquired the station last July and swiftly engaged in a "bloodbath" aimed at cutting £20m in costs.

Amid the carnage, Desmond announced the channel would be going back its roots, and as of today viewers can enjoy the new "Channel Five" look.

It's evident that Northern & Shell is fully committed to radical cost-cutting initiatives, and we'd be surprised if it paid more than a tenner for the new logo.

Perhaps, though, it should have upped the budget to 50 quid, since reaction to the fresh look isn't exactly positive. ®

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* It was quite a moment. The "Power of Five" indeed:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/14/five_rebrand/

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Most rebrandings are a waste of money. BA and Royal Mail to name just two.

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Only just started calling it Five!!
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i called it channel Five anyway, does this mean i have to start calling it channel Channel 5?


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Irrelevant TV channel is irrelevant.

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steve74 wrote:
Only just started calling it Five!!
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I never stopped calling it Channel 5. :oops:

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jonlumb wrote:
Irrelevant TV channel is irrelevant.

Well more relevant than ITV for me. I watch way more Channel 5 than ITV. I only watch the occasional drama on ITV. There other shows bore me and are lowest common denominator type filler.

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I'm sure I posted about this aaaaaaaaages ago.

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jonlumb wrote:
Irrelevant TV channel is irrelevant.


Gadget Show starts tonight.

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It doesn't matter how terrible their branding is, it'll struggle to be worse than the BBC.

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paulzolo wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
Irrelevant TV channel is irrelevant.

Gadget Show starts tonight.

With a live show from the Manchester Museum of Science & Industry. If I'd known that was on I might have shuffled along...


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That on-screen graphic needs to be more opaque. I think it's currently at 100%.

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It doesn't matter how terrible their branding is, it'll struggle to be worse than the BBC.

:x

With Dirty Des in charge? I can't see that.

I also rate Click much more highly than The commercialised love-fest that is now the Gadget Show.

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98% of The Gadget Show is best watched on mute :(

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