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Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

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A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.

It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.


http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fp ... hird_time/

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There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud

Author:  l3v1ck [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

Didn't we have this story a few months ago? Or is this a different weirdo?

EDIT

Ah, he's reoffended.

Author:  Linux_User [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

Author:  l3v1ck [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

Linux_User wrote:
Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

Or a frontal labottomy....

Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

l3v1ck wrote:
Or a frontal labottomy....


I think you are getting a bit too involved in this.

Author:  adidan [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

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When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.


Considering the situation I find the use of tissues odd.

Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

adidan wrote:
Quote:
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.


Considering the situation I find the use of tissues odd.


+1

Author:  Spreadie [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry

l3v1ck wrote:
Linux_User wrote:
Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

Or a frontal labottomy....

or maybe a shower?

:lol:

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