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Son writes off Dad's £275,000 car

20 year old male driver, 19 year old female passenger, 225MPH supercar. This was never going to end well really, was it?


Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:17 pm
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The Gumpert Apollo has a top speed of 225mph (360kph) and goes from 0 to 60mph in less than three seconds.


And from 60 to 0 mph in 0.3 seconds.

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looks like a batmobile prop now
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And they both walked away with only minor injuries - that's truly amasing!

Imagine the shock if you were a witness, seeing the car spinning and rolling in a thunder of noise and then, after the car has settled, a couple of people emerge. I doubt I would believe my eyes for a few seconds.

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And they both walked away with only minor injuries - that's truly amasing!

Imagine the shock if you were a witness, seeing the car spinning and rolling in a thunder of noise and then, after the car has settled, a couple of people emerge. I doubt I would believe my eyes for a few seconds.


Modern cars are much safer than older counterparts. I read, on another forum, about a rather horrific Crossfire accident involving aquaplaning on a motorway and crashing I to a bridge pillar. Both people in the car walked away from that.

You would not be as lucky if you were in a similar smash in a car from the 1970s.

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Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

LOL, I can't imagine that will take very long to investigate.

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The Gumpert Apollo has a top speed of 225mph (360kph) and goes from 0 to 60mph in less than three seconds.


And from 60 to 0 mph in 0.3 seconds.

Is that with or without assistance from a brick wall or tree?

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Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

LOL, I can't imagine that will take very long to investigate.

Road condition, tyres, if the car has traction control/abs/other measures to maximise grip

I nearly spun my FWD car on a roundabout going <20mph due to poor road conditions (hit ice in already snowy weather), had it pretty damn sideways for a heavyish fwd car

I used to work with someone that had a heavily modded MR2 and spun it going down a motorway slip road in the dry at the speed limit, jabbed the throttle instead of gentle acceleration, it does happen

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I used to work with someone that had a heavily modded MR2 and spun it going down a motorway slip road in the dry at the speed limit, jabbed the throttle instead of gentle acceleration, it does happen


Tends to suggest his suspension geometry could've used a little work? :?

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Tends to suggest his suspension geometry could've used a little work? :?


His fitted turbo had a LOT of work shall we say ;) (was stripped out on the seats etc and had a beefy turbo, was about 100bhp higher than stock and lighter)

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His fitted turbo had a LOT of work shall we say ;) (was stripped out on the seats etc and had a beefy turbo, was about 100bhp higher than stock and lighter)


Sounds like fun - but I still reckon his chassis needed a little tuning. :lol:

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Sounds like fun - but I still reckon his chassis needed a little tuning. :lol:

Probably but I forget what work he had done

Probably a brown trouser moment spinning out lol

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I wonder - while ringing around for insurance, one of the sales people heard where I lived, and proceeded to describe how he lost his heavily modified MR2 on a fairly casual, long sweeping bend (although much above 30 in your average family hatchback is pushing it - one of those places the limit's clearly there for a reason). Sent it backwards through the hedge.

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Looking at the state of the car he's obviously been going too fast for the corner.

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Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

LOL, I can't imagine that will take very long to investigate.

Road condition, tyres, if the car has traction control/abs/other measures to maximise grip

True, but given the amount of energy required to put a car into the state that one's in I'm pretty certain he wasn't doing 20mph :)

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