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Author:  paulzolo [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:35 am ]
Post subject:  New Rapture Date Announced
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Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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But he said he could not give financial advice to those who spent their life savings in the belief the end was nigh.

Again with the :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love this bit:
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Over the weekend, he said, he had returned to the scripture and it had "dawned" on him that a "merciful and compassionate God" would spare humanity by compressing the apocalyptic destruction into a shorter time frame.


I hope God has a proper license for the compression algorithm used, or the patent trolls will be after him.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Rapture Date Announced
Well that will be another birthday ruined. :( I wonder how many will avoid getting me a present because of the next Rapture?
Author:  mikepgood [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:54 am ]
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Amnesia10 wrote:
Well that will be another birthday ruined. :( I wonder how many will avoid getting me a present because of the next Rapture?



It's better to give than receive, so for the good of their souls you should get lots!

If he keeps trying he'll get it right eventually.....or not. The old testament god is vengeful and wrathful, those condemned would be raptored, the righteous raptured
Author:  paulzolo [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:56 am ]
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mikepgood wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Well that will be another birthday ruined. :( I wonder how many will avoid getting me a present because of the next Rapture?



It's better to give than receive, so for the good of their souls you should get lots!

If he keeps trying he'll get it right eventually.....or not. The old testament god is vengeful and wrathful, those condemned would be raptored, the righteous raptured


The Old Testament God would leave a brick under a hat and leap out screaming “ha!” when you kicked it (thanks, Douglas Adams).
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Tue May 24, 2011 12:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Rapture Date Announced
mikepgood wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Well that will be another birthday ruined. :( I wonder how many will avoid getting me a present because of the next Rapture?



It's better to give than receive, so for the good of their souls you should get lots!

Only if they thought that it was true, and so were trying to boost their brownie points come the rapture.
Author:  bobbdobbs [ Tue May 24, 2011 1:26 pm ]
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He has it all wrong July 5th is the day of judgement. When the Xists come down from their flying saucers to take your pstench. That is unless J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has once again saved your pinko butts.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Tue May 24, 2011 1:51 pm ]
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No mention of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Author:  adidan [ Tue May 24, 2011 3:08 pm ]
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Hang on, hang on. Maybe he has a point, but he's misread it.

Maybe there is a God but if he's planning to kill us off we need to prepare. We need to arm ourselves. Time to kick some deity butt. Lock and load.
Author:  soddit112 [ Tue May 24, 2011 10:25 pm ]
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21/10/2011? has he resorted to just shuffling noughts around to make his predictions now?
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Tue May 24, 2011 10:40 pm ]
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soddit112 wrote:
21/10/2011? has he resorted to just shuffling noughts around to make his predictions now?

He might be discovering that he is now actually dyslexic? ;)
Author:  adidan [ Wed May 25, 2011 7:09 am ]
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He does realise the calendar has changed drastically over the past few thousand years doesn't he? Maybe he needs to factor that in...
Author:  jonlumb [ Wed May 25, 2011 7:18 am ]
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adidan wrote:
He does realise the calendar has changed drastically over the past few thousand years doesn't he? Maybe he needs to factor that in...


Or maybe he just needs to STFU and pay attention to some of the other bits in that book of his that states that nobody knows the time of the second coming.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Wed May 25, 2011 7:34 am ]
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adidan wrote:
He does realise the calendar has changed drastically over the past few thousand years doesn't he? Maybe he needs to factor that in...

Maybe he did not allow for the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar? So it is going to be eleven days later so this week then. :shock:
Author:  Spreadie [ Wed May 25, 2011 9:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Rapture Date Announced
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Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.

That explains why he was unavailable for comment for a couple of days, immediately after the world failed to end - too busy thinking up excuses. :D
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But he said he could not give financial advice to those who spent their life savings in the belief the end was nigh.

Surely they will be rewarded in heaven? Although, they might now get there a little sooner if they can no longer afford to eat.
Tough titty. Shouldn't be so gullible.

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Over the weekend, he said, he had returned to the scripture and it had "dawned" on him that a "merciful and compassionate God" would spare humanity by compressing the apocalyptic destruction into a shorter time frame.

He had a whole 48 hours and that's the best he could come up with?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  rustybucket [ Wed May 25, 2011 10:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Rapture Date Announced
jonlumb wrote:
adidan wrote:
He does realise the calendar has changed drastically over the past few thousand years doesn't he? Maybe he needs to factor that in...


Or maybe he just needs to STFU and pay attention to some of the other bits in that book of his that states that nobody knows the time of the second coming.

Well said sir.

;)
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