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Author:  Spreadie [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:05 am ]
Post subject:  I pity the people of Leicester!
It's a disgrace, they're putting the public at risk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798
Author:  paulzolo [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I pity the people of Leicester!
Spreadie wrote:
It's a disgrace, they're putting the public at risk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798


Their attitude to the threat is reprehensible:

Quote:
"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance.
Author:  AlunD [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:23 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  bobbdobbs [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:42 am ]
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Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:59 pm ]
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bobbdobbs wrote:
Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it? We also need to know what Labours plans are! :lol:
Author:  Spreadie [ Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:14 pm ]
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Amnesia10 wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it?

Probably, offer the zombies a free run of the country.

Usual deal - free accommodation, political and religious preference and all the poor people they can eat.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:58 am ]
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Spreadie wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it?

Probably, offer the zombies a free run of the country.

Usual deal - free accommodation, political and religious preference and all the poor people they can eat.

They will not tolerate zombie scroungers and will restrict them to the lowest 30th percentile of the population and accomodation, subject to inspections by the DSS.
Author:  forquare1 [ Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:28 am ]
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Any student or ex-student will be able to tell you their zombie contingency plan...

I've currently got a blog running with a few mates which tells the story of several characters who are putting their contingency plans to the test due to a leakage at a testing plant in Birmingham.
Author:  brataccas [ Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:16 pm ]
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99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:07 pm ]
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brataccas wrote:
99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born

And would that island be craggy island? ;)
Author:  paulzolo [ Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:23 pm ]
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Amnesia10 wrote:
brataccas wrote:
99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born

And would that island be craggy island? ;)


Bratty lives on his own little island.
Author:  davrosG5 [ Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:42 pm ]
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The Saga continues!
:D :D
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:50 pm ]
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davrosG5 wrote:
The Saga continues!
:D :D

There is clear need for a zombie warning system. This justs proves it. They were lucky that these were not malicous zombies, and had been previously stocked up on human flesh. It could have been so much worse. :shock:
Author:  davrosG5 [ Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:28 pm ]
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I was listening to some Mitchell & Webb Sound earlier and it just so happened that the Zombie Poppins sketch was one of the ones I listen to.
Quote:
Spit Spot, Poppins needs flesh.
Author:  pcernie [ Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:42 pm ]
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Zombies - better organised than the average council :D
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