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It's a disgrace, they're putting the public at risk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798

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It's a disgrace, they're putting the public at risk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798


Their attitude to the threat is reprehensible:

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"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance.

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Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

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Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it? We also need to know what Labours plans are! :lol:

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Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it?

Probably, offer the zombies a free run of the country.

Usual deal - free accommodation, political and religious preference and all the poor people they can eat.

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Just as long as you know where the local gun shop is and you have a copy of the zombie survival guide. Things should be ok in the advent of the zombie apocalypse.

But what are the government planning to do about it?

Probably, offer the zombies a free run of the country.

Usual deal - free accommodation, political and religious preference and all the poor people they can eat.

They will not tolerate zombie scroungers and will restrict them to the lowest 30th percentile of the population and accomodation, subject to inspections by the DSS.

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Any student or ex-student will be able to tell you their zombie contingency plan...

I've currently got a blog running with a few mates which tells the story of several characters who are putting their contingency plans to the test due to a leakage at a testing plant in Birmingham.


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99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born

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99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born

And would that island be craggy island? ;)

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99% of people born on this island are zombies the day they are born

And would that island be craggy island? ;)


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The Saga continues!
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There is clear need for a zombie warning system. This justs proves it. They were lucky that these were not malicous zombies, and had been previously stocked up on human flesh. It could have been so much worse. :shock:

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I was listening to some Mitchell & Webb Sound earlier and it just so happened that the Zombie Poppins sketch was one of the ones I listen to.
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Spit Spot, Poppins needs flesh.

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Zombies - better organised than the average council :D

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