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Amnesia10

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Number 10 cat Larry catches three mice

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13845025


	Quote: The prime minister has told the BBC that Larry the cat has caught three mice since he moved into Number 10. The four-year-old tabby was recruited in February after a rat was spotted in Downing Street. Speaking to Radio 2's Steve Wright, David Cameron said he was "a good mouser" and was "doing well". He said Larry was "not very keen on men", but seemed happy to be stroked by US President Barack Obama when he visited London in May.

Must be responding well to Tory work incentives?

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Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:29 pm

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Re: Number 10 cat Larry catches three mice

Lazy cat.

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Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:49 pm

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Re: Number 10 cat Larry catches three mice

Three minutes work over a twelve month period?

Which Quango does the cat work for?

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Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:26 am

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	belchingmatt wrote: Lazy cat.

Well they will probably cut the cats benefits and make him homeless soon enough. Maybe bring in a Polish cat?

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Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:33 am

jonbwfc

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Re: Number 10 cat Larry catches three mice

Now you see, if they had a private sector mouser, that would obviously be a much more efficient mouser. This public sector mouser is simply hanging around with his feet up until he can collect his gold-plated mouser pension.

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Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:41 am

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Re: Number 10 cat Larry catches three mice


	jonbwfc wrote: Now you see, if they had a private sector mouser, that would obviously be a much more efficient mouser. This public sector mouser is simply hanging around with his feet up until he can collect his gold-plated mouser pension. Jon

And the private sector mouser would be an immigrant cat, catching twice the mice for half the tuna. Although, it would send all it's savings back home to it's family.

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