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				 paulzolo 
				What's a life? 
				
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				 Danstevens 
				Occasionally has a life 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:44 pm Posts: 417
				 
				 
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						 Errrrrm, lol. That's it really and I must say, congratulations on finding one of the weirdest news stories ever. 
					
						
					
  
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				 l3v1ck 
				What's a life? 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
				 
				 
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						 Didn't take her long. That asbo was only in the paper the other week. 
					
						
					
  
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				 bish 
				Doesn't have much of a life 
				
					 Joined: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:45 am Posts: 732 Location: 'sup mah science bitchezz!?
				 
				 
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						I had Radio 1 on in the car on the way back home from work yesterday and I laughed my bum off I swear to God! I mean, okay it is a bit disgusting, I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing! But still, higly hilarious!     
					
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				 PaulKey 
				Occasionally has a life 
				
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						 I'm guessing she will be released on May 5th.  Wonder whether she will have learnt her lesson..... 
					
  
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				 finlay666 
				Spends far too much time on here 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 4876 Location: Newcastle
				 
				 
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						Go ring their doorbell while they are doing the nasty    
					
						_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.  
					
  
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				 eddie543 
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					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 pm Posts: 447 Location: Manchester
				 
				 
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						Oh sorry about that...       
					
  
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				 John_Vella 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
				 
				 
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						_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE  - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker   Sorry   I'll behave now. Promise    
					
  
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				 snowyweston 
				Doesn't have much of a life 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 851 Location: EC1 Baby!
				 
				 
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						Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep...         
					
  
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				 JJW009 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
				 
				 
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						I've answered the phone half way through. I had to, because I was on-call. Turned out to be an old mate, so I said "can I call you back, I'm kinda in the middle of something"    My ex used to joke I was a company whore, because they were paying me while I was busy attending to other matters    As always, there's an XKCD for this.   
					
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				 finlay666 
				Spends far too much time on here 
				
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						If it's enough of a distraction it will do the trick. I know if my parents were at the door I would stop having sex......  
					
						_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.  
					
  
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				 paulzolo 
				What's a life? 
				
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						As long as they don’t leave you some tea and biscuits on the bedside table while you were busy...  
					
						
					
  
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				 finlay666 
				Spends far too much time on here 
				
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						Haha I meant front door, don't live with my folks atm (will for final year to finish my degree then moving out again though) ... and I wouldn't get 'busy' while they were there when my gf will have a flat then    
					
						_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.  
					
  
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				 big_D 
				What's a life? 
				
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						*knock, knock* on bedroom door... Ooops.... "Mum, mum, can I come in?" "No, I'll be out in a minute." "Mum, but I want to see you!" "No, really, you don't! I'll be out in a minute!" I had a fit of the giggles when my girlfriend's daughter did that!    
					
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				 gavomatic57 
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					 Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:30 pm Posts: 1757 Location: Cardiff, Wales
				 
				 
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						 Speaking of giggles, that cartoon is awesome!  Elliptical reflector dish!  hehe! 
					
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