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Author: | Amnesia10 [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:39 am ] | |||||||||
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/9754793/Harrods-Santa-told-he-must-keeps-palms-on-show.html
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Author: | jonbwfc [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:07 am ] | |||||||||
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' | |||||||||
Elf & Safety? |
Author: | timark_uk [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:08 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Mark |
Author: | jonbwfc [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' |
We are all Bratty, in some way. |
Author: | cloaked_wolf [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' |
Wouldn't surprise me if in the next few years, kids can only see Santa from behind a glass/plastic cubicle with drilled holes to allow speech through. |
Author: | JJW009 [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' |
Frankly, we all knew Father Christmas was a bit of a dodgy character anyway. I wouldn't leave the drunken old fraud alone with my kids, if I had any. |
Author: | Amnesia10 [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:52 pm ] | |||||||||
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' | |||||||||
Like Hannibal Lector? ![]() |
Author: | mikepgood [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:51 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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My thought was "aren't there places like that in Soho and Amsterdam?" |
Author: | Spreadie [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Harrods Santa 'told he must keeps palms on show' |
Another nail in the coffin of Christmas. Excellent! /Mr Burns |
Author: | soddit112 [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:34 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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"Don't stand too close to the glass, Claus" |
Author: | paulzolo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:17 pm ] |
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It's not his just the hands. It's the secret boner hidden in those baggy trousers too. |
Author: | pcernie [ Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:38 am ] | |||||||||
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I'm always wary of these sources*, I mean who talks like that? Is the Mirror's source a Daily Mail reader? * Private Eye always has something like, '"It is political correctness gone mad,” my imagination told the editor.' |
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