http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942
Worse things than horses have gone into Irish mincers
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| Author: | pcernie [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:41 pm ] |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942 Worse things than horses have gone into Irish mincers
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| Author: | TheFrenchun [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:54 pm ] |
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horse is tasty, however people should know before they eat any :S |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:55 pm ] | |||||||||
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Oh I am sure of that. So many missing bodies in NI. It might also explain where Shergar went. 
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| Author: | pcernie [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:02 pm ] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Yeah, ate it on a school trip to France, couldn't really tell the difference.
The alleged story of Shergar is darkly hilarious, it's amazing it hasn't been a low-budget film with Brendan Gleason tbh 
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:08 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Also probably bred with the street horses of Dublin. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:22 am ] | |||||||||
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Hovis or Kingsmill? |
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| Author: | HeatherKay [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:27 am ] |
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There have been some cracking jokes doing the rounds. My favourite so far: "I tried some of those Tesco burgers. They gave me the trots."
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| Author: | jonlumb [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:35 am ] | |||||||||
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Tesco value burgers, low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:49 am ] |
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Tescos press office must be having a mare |
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| Author: | HeatherKay [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:53 am ] |
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Breaking news: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers. Those Aldi burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:56 am ] |
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Apparently they identified the horse meat in the Tesco burgers by analysing its D N Neigh Woman hospitalised after eating a Tesco horse burger. She is in stable condition If you think the horse burgers are bad, wait until you see the Unicorn on the Cob.
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:36 am ] |
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If horse meat in burgers wasn't shocking enough - VEGI burgers have been taken off shelves as testers have found traces of uniquorn! |
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| Author: | jonbwfc [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:05 pm ] |
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Enough of the jokes now, you're just flogging a dead horse. |
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| Author: | pcernie [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:20 pm ] |
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'May contain ketamine.' |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:04 pm ] | |||||||||
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That will definitely boost sales. |
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