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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942Worse things than horses have gone into Irish mincers 
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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horse is tasty, however people should know before they eat any :S
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Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:54 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Oh I am sure of that. So many missing bodies in NI. It might also explain where Shergar went. 
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Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:55 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Yeah, ate it on a school trip to France, couldn't really tell the difference. The alleged story of Shergar is darkly hilarious, it's amazing it hasn't been a low-budget film with Brendan Gleason tbh 
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Amnesia10
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Also probably bred with the street horses of Dublin.
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Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:08 pm |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:22 am |
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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There have been some cracking jokes doing the rounds. My favourite so far: "I tried some of those Tesco burgers. They gave me the trots." 
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:27 am |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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Tesco value burgers, low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar.
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:35 am |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Tescos press office must be having a mare
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:49 am |
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HeatherKay
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Breaking news: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers.
Those Aldi burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:53 am |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Apparently they identified the horse meat in the Tesco burgers by analysing its D N Neigh Woman hospitalised after eating a Tesco horse burger. She is in stable condition If you think the horse burgers are bad, wait until you see the Unicorn on the Cob. 
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:56 am |
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oceanicitl
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If horse meat in burgers wasn't shocking enough - VEGI burgers have been taken off shelves as testers have found traces of uniquorn!
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:36 am |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Enough of the jokes now, you're just flogging a dead horse.
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:05 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'May contain ketamine.'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:20 pm |
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Amnesia10
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That will definitely boost sales.
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