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… with cleaning products.
BANG! And the server's gone!

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Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:38 pm
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Nice!

Question is though why was a credit controller allowed anywhere near the companies servers? No-one gets in my server room unless I know about it!

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I should not be given ideas! :oops:

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pcernie wrote:
I should not be given ideas! :oops:

Let us know what the outcome is. :lol:

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Amateur. You don't kill the servers, you kill all the management who know what the servers are for. Then you can safely decommission them :twisted:


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Crap 32K for a little light Cillit Banging!

When my boss compares this to the number of servers I've cheesed recently, I'm liable to assume such colossal debt the government will have to bail me out.


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Amateur. You don't kill the servers, you kill all the management who know what the servers are for. Then you can safely decommission them :twisted:

I would have thought that putting dust from vacuum cleaners in the desktop PC's would be even more expensive.

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