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Author:  Zippy [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:25 am ]
Post subject:  Killer Chipmunks Invade Britain

ok, I know it's "Sun speak" but this just made me laugh:

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THE feared invasion by killer chipmunks has already begun - from inside Britain. Thousands of the vicious and disease-riddled rodents are here now, experts warned last night.

Have you seen a killer chipmunk or have you been attacked by one? If so call the newsdesk on 0207 7824104

The animals have escaped or been released into the wild by shameless traders or domestic owners terrified of infection.

Yesterday The Sun told how the UK is on high alert in case a wave of the vermin, which have wreaked havoc in France, pours through the Channel Tunnel.

Last night breeder Sharon Balchin said: "Many pet shops and garden centres sell chipmunks and we've heard of lots escaping.

"Sometimes the owners just let them loose if they can't sell them. The females can have up to 16 babies a year, so the population will be growing fairly rapidly."

Experts warned that the Siberian chipmunks - Tamias Sibiricus - may have Lyme disease, which targets the nervous system and can be fatal for humans, and even rabies.

Author:  HeatherKay [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:47 am ]
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Zippy wrote:
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may have Lyme disease, which targets the nervous system and can be fatal for humans, and even rabies.


Oh my! It can be fatal to humans and even rabies?

Wow! I hope the person that wrote that took English as a second language... :lol:

Author:  forquare1 [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:46 pm ]
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Sas, you'd better block Chippy incase he's gone murderous...

Author:  AlunD [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:47 pm ]
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forquare1 wrote:
Sas, you'd better block Chippy incase he's gone murderous...


LOL he will be when he reads that, I'd watch out if I were you he might start chewing your nuts. :lol:

Author:  forquare1 [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:08 pm ]
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AlunD wrote:
forquare1 wrote:
Sas, you'd better block Chippy incase he's gone murderous...


LOL he will be when he reads that, I'd watch out if I were you he might start chewing your nuts. :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  veato [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:39 pm ]
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I always knew there was something up with Alvin, Simon and Theodore. Singing in such a high voice had to be the reuslt of an illness.

Author:  paulzolo [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:00 pm ]
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I for one welcome our new acorn-nibbling overlords.

Author:  pcernie [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:11 pm ]
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Somehow I suspected that'd be a Sun story before I even hovered over the subject title :lol:

By the way veato, those three are set to get another film :oops:

Author:  gavomatic57 [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Killer Chipmunks Invade Britain

HeatherKay wrote:
Zippy wrote:
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may have Lyme disease, which targets the nervous system and can be fatal for humans, and even rabies.


Oh my! It can be fatal to humans and even rabies?

Wow! I hope the person that wrote that took English as a second language... :lol:


I know the human race could be widely regarded as scum, but to put us in the same category as rabies is a bit mean...!

Author:  gavomatic57 [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:21 pm ]
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Lets not forget we already have giant chipmunks here....we call them grey squirrels! I don't think anyone has been overcome by a squirrel army lately.

Author:  paulzolo [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:40 am ]
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gavomatic57 wrote:
Lets not forget we already have giant chipmunks here....we call them grey squirrels! I don't think anyone has been overcome by a squirrel army lately.


Ask the Red Squirrels. The sooner they find Lenin Nutkin and start a revolution, the better!

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