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Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall 
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-23449261

You say tomato, we say prostitute.

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Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14 pm
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West Midlands Police said officers found the woman sitting inside Muhammad Ikhlaq's car while he withdrew £20 from a cash machine, which he said was to pay for tomatoes.

Tomatoes have shot up in price! :shock:

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Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:31 pm
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Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.


Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:35 pm
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jonbwfc wrote:
Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.


The s&m ones are even dearer :lol:

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pcernie wrote:
jonbwfc wrote:
Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.


The s&m ones are even dearer :lol:

Do you get whipped with the vines? 8-)

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I'll give him ten out of ten for creativity, but nought out of ten for plausibility.

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Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:23 pm
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I'm assuming that there are no Londoners here at the moment, to make a joke, (note that I didn't say make a gag lol) about having a tom in his car because he was looking for some toms...

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