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Author:  pcernie [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-23449261

You say tomato, we say prostitute.
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
Quote:
West Midlands Police said officers found the woman sitting inside Muhammad Ikhlaq's car while he withdrew £20 from a cash machine, which he said was to pay for tomatoes.

Tomatoes have shot up in price! :shock:
Author:  jonbwfc [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.
Author:  pcernie [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
jonbwfc wrote:
Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.


The s&m ones are even dearer :lol:
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
pcernie wrote:
jonbwfc wrote:
Them m&s vine ripened ones don't come cheap y'know.


The s&m ones are even dearer :lol:

Do you get whipped with the vines? 8-)
Author:  l3v1ck [ Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
I'll give him ten out of ten for creativity, but nought out of ten for plausibility.
Author:  jonbwfc [ Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
"Your honour, I was just looking for someone who would whip the cream to put on my strawberries. It seems the lady misheard."
Author:  John_Vella [ Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
I'm assuming that there are no Londoners here at the moment, to make a joke, (note that I didn't say make a gag lol) about having a tom in his car because he was looking for some toms...

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