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If you ask me it's a load of rubbish. Still there have been some amusing comments on bookface today...

Saatchi accused Nigella Lawson of drug-taking, court hears

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Not terribly surprised by this, but thought it would be weed, given her predilection for midnight snacks. And she's got the fattest arse of any coke fiend I've ever seen. You could balance a tray or a mirror on it... oh, hang on, I can see that coming in handy at certain types of party...

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The problem is there's probably 'something' to it, even if most of it is a load of bollocks.

It seems extremely odd that it would come out at a pre-trial... /s

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There may well be some truth to it, but it sounds like the desperate act of a humiliated and bitter husband.

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I see the new book will be out at Christmas…

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There may well be some truth to it, but it sounds like the desperate act of a humiliated and bitter husband.

I suspect that he ignored it during their marriage. Cannabis is probably safer than alcohol or tobacco. This is more revenge than anything else.


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It's divorce. Any divorce that reaches the courts, the lawyers will (and to some degree they're obliged to) get really nasty. All the dirty laundry of the other partner is fair game. That's why anyone with half a brain cell does everything they possibly can to get it sorted before it gets that far. In the case where both parties are millionaires though it's going to get legal at some point.


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I suspect that the divorce lawyers will also see the opportunity to get a much better settlement for their client when it comes to divorce if they can discredit their clients ex. Though her ex has a bigger problem of those pictures of him strangling his soon to be ex wife. Those pictures are very damning and will probably be all that matters .

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This isn't about divorce. Their divorce was finalised earlier in the year, this is about a fraud case relating back to when they were still married (which is why both parties are taking the stand) it looks like nothing more than a cheap attempt by CS to sling mud at his ex since he was painted the bad guy in their divorce.

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Am I the only one who thought "she's way too fat to be a coke addict"?
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I think Frankie Boyle summed it up nicely

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Good. Now hopefully there will be less of this annoying human Dyson on TV.

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Am I the only one who thought "she's way too fat to be a coke addict"?
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To thin to be a cake addict though.

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Am I the only one who thought "she's way too fat to be a coke addict"?
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To thin to be a cake addict though.

Yes, but could that be brought on by having the munchies a lot? ;)


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Yes, but could that be brought on by having the munchies a lot? ;)


You do not get the munchies on class A drugs, completely the opposite

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Yes, but could that be brought on by having the munchies a lot? ;)


You do not get the munchies on class A drugs, completely the opposite

I was thinking more of using cannabis a lot.


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