http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/

And nobody believes me when I say they're the spawn of Satan

I believe him!

It happened to me once. I left my computer to make a cup of tea and when I came back I found that my pet goldfish had actually won an auction on Ebay for a brand new 300 gallon fish tank!

In the end I had to explain what had happened to the seller.

I would have thought it unlikely that Mr Pussy had any interest in human children, unless they had a ball of string or some fish.

If he'd been downloading images from National Geographic, it would be more believable.


That's quite literally incredible! It would be amusing to know what your hypothetical cat might hypothetically bid for.

My cat used to sit on the keyboard quite a lot. Mostly she managed to totally break my downloads / eBay bids / gaming / browsing. However, there is a random chance she may have typed in my pay-pal password and bought stuff. There's also a small chance she may have typed entire Shakespearian plays, and then deleted them before I noticed. I wouldn't like to try and prove it in any kind of court though.