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Author:  hifidelity2 [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:21 am ]
Post subject:  Health warnings on alcohol bottles
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/aug/11/alcohol-abuse-health-warnings-labels

Quote:
Conservative MP Tracey Crouch said alcohol labelling should include written warnings rather than dramatic pictures of diseases associated with alcohol abuse. "It is about raising everyone's awareness rather than trying to shock anyone into not drinking," she said.


Like it has worked in smoking!

No one will read the wording that will be on the back - its a classic example of being seen to do somthing without actually doing something
Author:  hifidelity2 [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
Possible warnings they could have ;)



Warning: May make you think you can dance.

Warning: May make Doner kebabs appear to be a foodstuff.
Author:  ProfessorF [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:32 am ]
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Warning: May lead to pregnancy.
Author:  Spreadie [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
First of all stick big unattractive labels on it then, when nothing happens, ban it from pubs and restaurants. ;)
Author:  TheFrenchun [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:35 am ]
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Nanny state!
When will we get photos of Fat kids on Snickers? :lol:
Author:  ProfessorF [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:03 am ]
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http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/total-sorority-move-honest-liquor-bottles
Author:  finlay666 [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
ProfessorF wrote:
Warning: May lead to pregnancy.


Warning: May lead to acts of bad judgement, itching and pain when urinating
Author:  rustybucket [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:15 pm ]
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finlay666 wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
Warning: May lead to pregnancy.


Warning: May lead to acts of bad judgement, itching and pain when urinating

Warning: May lead to marrying someone who will never satisfy you sexually
Author:  TheFrenchun [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
rustybucket wrote:
finlay666 wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
Warning: May lead to pregnancy.


Warning: May lead to acts of bad judgement, itching and pain when urinating

Warning: May lead to marrying someone who will never satisfy you sexually

I thought you couldn't enter agreements while your judgement is impaired?
Author:  jonbwfc [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
Quite. A one-nighter I can understand *cough* but marrying someone? You'd have to be very drunk, for a very long time.
Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
Who's going to read that small print? Maybe someone who's stoned, but then it's a different kind of warning you're needing.
Author:  pcernie [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:15 pm ]
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jonbwfc wrote:
Quite. A one-nighter I can understand *cough* but marrying someone? You'd have to be very drunk, for a very long time.


Fast Show, Rowley Birkin QC drunk :)
Author:  jonbwfc [ Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:21 pm ]
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pcernie wrote:

Fast Show, Rowley Birkin QC drunk :)

You know, I was seriously considering putting a photo of him on the post :D.
Author:  finlay666 [ Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:06 am ]
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jonbwfc wrote:
Quite. A one-nighter I can understand *cough* but marrying someone? You'd have to be very drunk, for a very long time.

Challenge accepted :)
Author:  TheFrenchun [ Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Health warnings on alcohol bottles
finlay666 wrote:
jonbwfc wrote:
Quite. A one-nighter I can understand *cough* but marrying someone? You'd have to be very drunk, for a very long time.

Challenge accepted :)

You'll probably never want to sober up? Also can you erm, consummate if you're that drunk? :oops:
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