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pcernie

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Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014 ... porn-rules

Who the hell dreamed up those changes? And what's the point?

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Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:49 pm

cloaked_wolf

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Re: Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules

Soon enough, anything other than missionary between man and woman will be illegal. All pubic hair will have to be intact to show the actors are of adult age.

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Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:27 pm

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Re: Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules


	Quote: The following acts are now banned from both DVD and online porn sold in the UK, on the grounds that they could be dangerous. •Spanking •Caning •‘Aggressive’ whipping •Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun) •Urination (known as ‘water sports’) •Role-playing as non-adults •Physical restraint (such as tying people up) •Humiliation •Female ejaculation •Strangulation •’Face-sitting’ •Fisting

I fully get why a lot of people will find a lot of that distasteful.
But if it's legal to do all that, why should it be illegal to watch it?
Also, based on the description of 'grounds that they could be dangerous', I'm not sure how urination or female ejaculation could be considered dangerous.

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Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:38 pm

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Re: Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules

As long as "Caution, wet floor" signs are in place, I don't see the problem either lol

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Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:12 pm

l3v1ck

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Re: Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules

I should point out I can fully see why they'd ban 'role play as non adults'.

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Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:27 pm

davrosG5

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	Quote: Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

Does that mean they'll be banning Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels? Someone got beaten to death with a dildo IIRC.

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Re: Face-sitting protest outside parliament over new porn rules

davrosG5 wrote:


	Quote: Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

Does that mean they'll be banning Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels? Someone got beaten to death with a dildo IIRC.

Isn't that the opposite though, it's a person being violenced by an object associated with sex?*

*with apologies to the English language for that one

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