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OK, a 'big conversation' about seagulls initially sounds ridiculous, but we've got a baby seagull in work being overprotected by his parents... they're vicious whether you're near it or not. Swooping down a few feet above your head, honking away lol, a guy just about avoided one flying right into his face the other day. Even worse, once they'd started landing in work, loads of others joined them.

One of the friggin' idiots is gonna get knocked down at the very least... And I've been very tempted to go out with the Nerf gun just to test my aim if nothing else

Let's see.. we have major infrastructure issues, interest rates about to start rising, the deficit is £90billion more than forecast, we've got military personnel in active operations despite the commons voting against exactly that, our government is sneaking unpopular laws through while the opposition is navel gazing and has already broken half a dozen election pledges in the first month, Scottish MPs have basically decided to make themselves a massive pain in the arse out of spite, the NHS is massively underfunded, moral in all public services is rock bottom..

But no, "Those seagulls eh? Lets' talk about them!"

No, [LIFTED] off. Let's talk about all the things you're screwing up shall we?

Sorry, but predatory animals attack another animal is a story?

We have a lot of birds of prey around here - we even had a Goshawk in the garden taking out the neighbours racing pigeons. I got some great pictures of him killing and ripping apart a pigeon. Hey, it's nature and he was hungry, a lot better than humans killing animals "because we can".