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A Manhattan human resources manager is suing her 11-year-old nephew for leaping into her arms when he welcomed her to his eighth birthday party.

The aunt, Jennifer Connell, claims her nephew acted unreasonably when his exuberant greeting caused her to fall and break her wrist, the Westport News reported from the courthouse on Monday.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015 ... =edit_2221

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What would need to be wrong with you?!

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Nothing says close knit family like suing the bejesus out of each other.

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What was a 12 year old boy doing celebrating his 8th birthday? Oh, wait delayed reaction, now the mother is dead and they have an estate...

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I can only assume this boy had a large inheritance then.
Gold digging bitch .

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Well at least she lost

http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Jury-begins-deliberations-in-aunt-s-suit-6568480.php

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The short deliberation time suggests the just found the idea just as daft as we did.

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