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Sharp rise in 'designer vagina' surgery fuelled by a desire 'to look good in yoga pants and bikinis'

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And I thought it was driven by porn - the fashion for reducing/removing pubic hair then made the local anatomy more "obvious". The biggest problem is that most women (and men TBH) don't know what "normal" often looks like. It's like people who try to have surgery on their ear lobes (yes I know that joke but wasn't referring to it).

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And I thought it was driven by porn - the fashion for reducing/removing pubic hair then made the local anatomy more "obvious". The biggest problem is that most women (and men TBH) don't know what "normal" often looks like. It's like people who try to have surgery on their ear lobes (yes I know that joke but wasn't referring to it).


I had plastic surgery in Harley Street on one of my earlobes but that's another story

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It's Sharon's loose screw that needs tightening lol.

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Shouldn't it be "Designer Labia" since you can't actually see the Vagina when you're wearing yoga pants and bikinis?....Well, not the way I do it anyway ;)
Or do you think it doesn't rhyme so well? 8-)

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Shouldn't it be "Designer Labia" since you can't actually see the Vagina when you're wearing yoga pants and bikinis?....Well, not the way I do it anyway ;)
Or do you think it doesn't rhyme so well? 8-)


You could always refer to it as a "Fabbier labia" or a "Less shabbier labia" if you wanted to make it rhyme.

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You could always refer to it as a "Fabbier labia" or a "Less shabbier labia" if you wanted to make it rhyme.

I might have to change my sig to that :lol:

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You could always refer to it as a "Fabbier labia" or a "Less shabbier labia" if you wanted to make it rhyme.

I might have to change my sig to that :lol:

But then you'd lose the best sig on the forum haha

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My wife had a nip and tuck downstairs. It wasn't a vanity procedure though it was post childbirth repair work :shock: Ouch.

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John_Vella wrote:

You could always refer to it as a "Fabbier labia" or a "Less shabbier labia" if you wanted to make it rhyme.

I might have to change my sig to that :lol:

But then you'd lose the best sig on the forum haha

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