Man accused of stealing Lucozade on hoverboard could make legal history | UK news | The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015 ... al-history

Why didn't someone jog up to him and hit him a slap? Multiple offences; had a 'hoverboard', probably too young to have seen Back To The Future, strong possibility of being a hipster...

It’s not like those things can go very fast anyway. You’d hardly work up a sweat going after someone on one.

Mind you, the laugh will be on the thief if he plugs it in and it explodes, burning down his house, as they tend to do.