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pcernie

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Microsoft calls for global patent reform

http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/enterprise/ ... ent-reform

Unfortunately for them, I've already patented the idea of global patent reform

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Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:23 pm

jonbwfc

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Re: Microsoft calls for global patent reform


	pcernie wrote: http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/enterprise/351286/microsoft-calls-for-global-patent-reform Unfortunately for them, I've already patented the idea of global patent reform

I've patented 'a method for bringing forth new concepts by thought process within your head'. My lawyer will be in touch!

Jon

Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:38 pm

pcernie

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Re: Microsoft calls for global patent reform

jonbwfc wrote:


	pcernie wrote: http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/enterprise/351286/microsoft-calls-for-global-patent-reform Unfortunately for them, I've already patented the idea of global patent reform

I've patented 'a method for bringing forth new concepts by thought process within your head'. My lawyer will be in touch!

Jon

Damnit!

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Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:16 pm

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Re: Microsoft calls for global patent reform

jonbwfc wrote:


	pcernie wrote: http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/enterprise/351286/microsoft-calls-for-global-patent-reform Unfortunately for them, I've already patented the idea of global patent reform

I've patented 'a method for bringing forth new concepts by thought process within your head'. My lawyer will be in touch!

Jon

Im sorry you will have to pay me a license fee as I have patented "the process of instructing a qualified legal person/s and/or entity to use the legal process to protect ideas or processes"

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Re: Microsoft calls for global patent reform

I've patented lawyers, so licensing fees best be making their way to me. :twisted:

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Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:52 pm

bobbdobbs

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Re: Microsoft calls for global patent reform

I have also patented life so nar nar de nar nar (also insults!!)

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