No Sh1t Sherlock

Spooky, I read the title of your thread and that was the exact phrase that came to mind before I looked in here.

City bankers scoop huge pay increases
UBS salaries rise 15-20% to make up for bonus loss

City bankers and financiers are scooping bumper pay rises to compensate for losing multimillion pound bonuses in a controversial development that will trigger fresh "reward for failure" rows.

The Observer has learnt that UBS, the stricken bank that last year received a £40bn Swiss government bailout, is paying London staff increases of between 15% and 20% at a time when many workers in Britain are forced to take wage freezes.

Though it is understood some equity traders at UBS have even enjoyed a doubling of salary to over £250,000, bank sources indicate these were "exceptional cases rather than the rule". But senior City headhunters confirmed that basic pay rises for senior bank staff were rising sharply, with US banks seeing big hikes.