Long story short, I was paying for a net connection I obviously couldn't get using without a computer, so Dell seemed the best option all round at the time.
Talking to their guy on the phone, I confirmed what was in the newspaper ad and asked what the graphics card slot was, as I had an AGP card I wanted to install (you can tell it was a while back and that I'm not a heavy gamer

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'Oh yes sir, it's got an AGP slot, would you like an extra DVD writer?'
'No thanks.'
'Are you sure sir? These are worth £100 in the shops and we'll install one for £50'
*Sniggering knowing they were worth £25 at the time* 'No thanks. Can I confirm the free printer the ad mentions?'
'We're out of stock on those printers now Sir, we do however have one going for £35...'
I should have told him to fcuk off there and then, but I wasn't really interested in the printer anyway, and badly needed a computer... Anyway, the PC shows up and it has a PCI slot, so I get on the phone to them.
For two and a half fcuking hours, explaining to a bunch of stereotypes that I'd been lied to in the first place, and no, I wouldn't like to buy a more expensive computer
They had the balls to send me a customer service questionnaire by email after I got my money back, which I duly filled in, also leaving the comment that I'd be filing a complaint with Trading Standards, which I duly did
I should point out that when I was put through to their tech support (like that was somehow gonna change the problem) that even he said they were 'a pack of lying gits' and 'were fond of doing this'
