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She was probably on the make. See if I can get a new 3GS if I throw the old one around in the woods.
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| Author: | james016 [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | iPhone saves woman from a bear |
Clicky |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iPhone saves woman from a bear |
??? Why should Apple replace it for free? He threw it at a bear, that's her fault. |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:21 pm ] | |||||||||
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She was probably on the make. See if I can get a new 3GS if I throw the old one around in the woods. |
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| Author: | JJW009 [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iPhone saves woman from a bear |
This comment made me chuckle: WinMo phone - "It looks like you're trying to eat a human - would you like help with that?" Hmm. I just procrastinated away half my day reading inane comments. Is there an app for that? |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:56 pm ] | |||||||||
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Yes but the bear had an iPhone and it had an app on how to eat humans. 
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| Author: | phantombudgie [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iPhone saves woman from a bear |
I really don't know what to say. There are just so many possibilities. The article seems to have covered most of the hideously awful puns. The title of the post is even more ridiculous than the article's humour. "Woman distracts bear by throwing phone at it" would have been more accurate. I suspect any shiny thing would have worked, Apple-branded or not. Unless the bear decided it urgently needed one of its 5-a-day 
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| Author: | gavomatic57 [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iPhone saves woman from a bear |
I can just imagine it, the bear approaches, the woman pulls out her iphone...the bear thinks for a second..."oh god, it's one of those bloody iphone users, she's going to be really annoying and constantly fiddling with that thing, she is probably a vegetarian too so the meat will be all stringy..." 
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:37 pm ] | |||||||||
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Always make sure you have a photo of a pot of honey on your iPhone to distract bears. For wasps, a photo of a jam covered scone will do the job. Those on safari may find a picture of a doughnut to keep elephants under control. |
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| Author: | rustybucket [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: iPhone saves woman from a bear |
iHoney and iJamScone have been ported to BSD and can now be downloaded from the CVS |
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