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Author:  bubbles [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:27 am ]
Post subject:  woman on toilet attacked...

BY A RAT!!!

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2132300.Woman_on_toilet_attacked_by_rat/

apart from the funnies in the actual article, the comments are worth a good read too!!

Author:  veato [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: woman on toilet attacked...

This comment is genius....

"She said the rat was BLACK - there are NO BLACK rats in Britain.

My theory is that she dumped a large log after a heavy curry and some Guinness ( hence the blackness ) and it bounced back up and bit her on the arse. She actually drowned her own William the third.

What do other readers think ?"

I have genuine tears in my eyes. Brilliant.

Author:  cloaked_wolf [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: woman on toilet attacked...

Lol at some of those comments too but just imagine it happening to you, what would you do? Personally, I'd pour concentrated bleach or similar to harm those barstewards and maybe throw a lit match too. Rat BBQ FTW!

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