Mr Brown promised that the UK would lead the world in fast broadband by 2012, increase nuclear energy capacity to help the country achieve its low-carbon aims, speed up planning permission for infrastructure and invest in skills and science education.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8373221.stm





Especially at the broadband bit

Mr Brown promised that the UK would lead the world in fast broadband by 2012, increase nuclear energy capacity to help the country achieve its low-carbon aims, speed up planning permission for infrastructure and invest in skills and science education. The sun will shine every day, the world will be full of cuddly bunnywunnies, the air will smell of roses. Everyone will be kind to puppies, and - whut? D'oh! Yes, matron. I'll take my pills now.

David Cameron said:
I plan to cut public spending by making a 3rd of the country unemployed. I will then enslave the poor and working class so that I and other freemasons can live like kings

The Lib Dems promised... something. Nobody was actually listening.