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Idiot changes his name to be that of his favourite savoury snack.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... Munch.html

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Chris Hunt, a plumber, starts the day with packet of pickled onion Monster Munch, has a roast beef Monster Munch sandwich for lunch and a Flamin' Hot flavour bag for dinner.

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'I know it's a bit extreme, but I make sure I eat a balanced diet and I run 35 miles a week and train in the gym three times a week,'' he said.


Hint: pickled onion favouring does not equate to even one of your five a day.

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I used to just eat three bags of roast beef a day, but I decided I needed a bit of variety in my life, so now I vary the flavours between breakfast, lunch and dinner.''


Or you could try eating something else if you want variety - you know, something that *gasp* isn't Monster Munch? :roll:




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Hint: pickled onion favouring does not equate to even one of your five a day.

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Aww. :( I suppose you'll also claim that tomato ketchup doesn't either. ;)


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The word "Dick" spings to mind.

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The word "Dick" spings to mind.

I think Monster Dick Munch is something else entirely mate.

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Aww. :( I suppose you'll also claim that tomato ketchup doesn't either. ;)


Actually, it does. As minus 2.

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The word "Dick" spings to mind.

I think Monster Dick Munch is something else entirely mate.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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l3v1ck wrote:
The word "Dick" spings to mind.

I think Monster Dick Munch is something else entirely mate.


:lol:

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not funny one bit :( do I have to be normal to find it funny? :shock:

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not funny one bit :( do I have to be normal to find it funny? :shock:


What isn't funny, the guy in question, or that we're calling him 'MDM' in the sense above?

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the MDM bit, seems kinda childish/silly adding a naughty word to a name and "laughing" at it, or am I completly missing the point? ;)

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the MDM bit, seems kinda childish/silly adding a naughty word to a name and "laughing" at it, or am I completly missing the point? ;)


Well, I think funny's where you find it. But then I'm easily amused :lol:

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excessivly eccentric Ill assume :shock:

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excessivly eccentric Ill assume :shock:


So now I'm gonna ask you what you consider eccentric ;)

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excessivly eccentric Ill assume :shock:


So now I'm gonna ask you what you consider eccentric ;)

I think he means "you're bonkers", which is probably true :lol:

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pcernie wrote:
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excessivly eccentric Ill assume :shock:


So now I'm gonna ask you what you consider eccentric ;)

I think he means "you're bonkers", which is probably true :lol:


Yes, but it's the cheek of it coming from Bratty - and you! :P :lol: :oops:

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