"It's good because you can research any topic. In my day, we went to the encyclopedia for that. Nowadays, though, kids can't memorise anything. No dates, no times tables, no history.

"If there is anything you need to know, you just press a few buttons. We could be giving rise to a generation of idiots."

Kids are still being taught stuff they'll need to remember

Like being able to perform fellatio on themselves? Ron certainly learned that

Unless they uploaded it, for want of a better phrase

Do you mean figuratively or...

No

There is a reason he is called "The Hedgehog" and it's not that he dresses like Sonic