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Author:  Coref [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:04 pm ]
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I can't believe no one else hasn't posted this before...

"Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs"

Quote:
Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.


:shock:
Author:  eddie543 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:29 pm ]
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Some people like small boobs, some people like big boobs and some people like all sizes, what does it matter.

And on another note kudos to him on the confidence boost to young women in austrailia (!)
Author:  rustybucket [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:47 pm ]
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By that logic, my fiancée encourages paedophilia simply by living.

I like small boobs. I prefer them to large ones. Large ones sag and distend.

Australia just made it to the "Rusty Bucket List of Countries To Avoid (TM)"

Small Boobs FTW!
Author:  JJW009 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:51 pm ]
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OMG that's ridiculous, who do these people think they are ?!

For one thing, I remember very clearly from my school days that not all under-aged girls are A-cup. While girls under the age 9 are generally flat chested, amongst high school girls breast size varies just as much as it does in adults.

Banning 28 year old actresses from working if they have an A cup is just as stupid as insisting that a big breasted 12 year old work in glamour just because she's top-heavy.

It also suggests that all A-cup women should remain celibate for ever. If looking at them turns you into a paedophile, then obviously they must never have sex because that would destroy the planet. I guess such a policy would boost intake for the nuns.

Quote:
Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction

So women aren't allowed to get excited, but men are?
Author:  rustybucket [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:55 pm ]
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Sounds to me like the National Socialist Party of Australia has taken over.

Every woman I've had a thing for as an adult has had small boobs.

Can't stand teenagers though. :?
Author:  Coref [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:57 pm ]
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rustybucket wrote:
By that logic, my fiancée encourages paedophilia simply by living.


My girlfriend is doing the same thing. <<awaits Inspector Plod's knock at the door>>

I've got a friend who is almost flat chested and 30, she's down under at the moment and there are pictures of her in a bikini on Aussie beaches on Facebook - should we get it shutdown?
Author:  Linux_User [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:36 pm ]
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Coref wrote:
rustybucket wrote:
By that logic, my fiancée encourages paedophilia simply by living.


My girlfriend is doing the same thing. <<awaits Inspector Plod's knock at the door>>

I've got a friend who is almost flat chested and 30, she's down under at the moment and there are pictures of her in a bikini on Aussie beaches on Facebook - should we get it shutdown?


Just send some links to the Great Firewall of Australia and I'm sure they'll take appropriate action. Send them to the IWF too.

Censorship = epic fail.
Author:  belchingmatt [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:52 pm ]
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Sounds like proposed discrimination in the workplace to me. As far as i'm concerned then any consenting adult can do what they want in front of the camera and any other adult can choose to watch it.
Author:  eddie543 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:32 pm ]
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What about romeo and juliet and other pre modern plays and novels.
Juliets 14 and count paris must be 30 or older.
Author:  l3v1ck [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:36 pm ]
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I know women in their 30's with almost no boobs at all, yet when I started secondary school (age 12) a girl in my class had massive boobs already. You can't make that sort of generalisation, you just can't.
What's next? Flat chested women can't buy booze as he thinks their ID will be fake whereas chest size is more reliable? ;) :lol:

Edit

Maybe we should start a poll on the perfect breast size? ;) :lol:
Author:  paulzolo [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:01 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Maybe we should start a poll on the perfect breast size? ;) :lol:


Isn’t there a French saying that roughly translates as “anything that’s more than a handful is a waste”?
Author:  onemac [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:06 pm ]
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Every woman I know has boobs. Most of them I like and a few I refuse to comment on (or even think about). Funny that :roll:

Al
Author:  pcernie [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:36 am ]
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Has Australia become so relaxed that it's actually caused a backlash against all and sundry - video games, films, boobs etc? ;)

In all seriousness, I sometimes think they aren't that far away from China in that regard :o
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