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Amnesia10

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Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... treet.html

They will have to wait till the end of next summer when hunting season begins.

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:48 am

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

Slap an ASBO on it.

Even the birds don't understand society now.

:lol:

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:51 am

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

Brilliant

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:55 am

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people


	HeatherKay wrote: Slap an ASBO on it. Even the birds don't understand society now.

Problem is that it would regard it as a badge of honour. :oops:

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:06 am

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people


	Amnesia10 wrote: They will have to wait till the end of next summer when hunting season begins.

Another possibility is to entice it to a house then beat it to death with a cricket bat in self defence.


	Quote: The postman is scared to come into the village now in case the pheasant attacks him

Like the posty needs an excuse not to do his job, he's worried it'll ruin his heroin buzz.


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You got to be fu*king kidding me, is this an april fool story two months early.

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:31 am

rustybucket

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

Wring the f*cker.

Simples

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:19 am

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

I don't suppose North Yorkshire police are getting those tasers that have been in the news? That could be quite funny :twisted:

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:12 pm

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Re: Pheasant terrorising North Yorkshire village 'attacks people

Shotgun . Just shoot it. It's not hunting, it's just protecting people.

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