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AlunD

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I have to have a new, remodelled bottom


	Quote: An Australian grandmother has survived a shark attack by repeatedly punching and kicking the animal after it "ripped off" part of her body.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8515009.stm


	Quote: Mrs Trumbull said she was happy to be alive. "I think they're going to get me a counsellor on Monday, to sort of sort it out, and I have to have a new, remodelled bottom, so that's a positive."

Brilliant

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Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:09 pm

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom

I thought for a moment that Alun was having another nip tuck

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Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:33 pm

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom


	Amnesia10 wrote: I thought for a moment that Alun was having another nip tuck

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Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:56 pm

AlunD

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom


	Amnesia10 wrote: I thought for a moment that Alun was having another nip tuck

Oy I take exception to the "another" part of that statement

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Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:13 am

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom

So you are admitting that you are having a nip/tuck?

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Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:38 am

AlunD

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom

Just between you and me

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Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:48 am

Amnesia10

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Re: I have to have a new, remodelled bottom

At least you could describe it as something else in Welsh and all the English will think it is far more serious and not cosmetic at all.

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Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:46 am

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