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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Location: Newcastle
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am
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Location: Nottingham
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Holy [LIFTED]. Funniest news story ever. Evasive action? How big is his pork sword?  _________________Twitter Blogflickr
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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What I wanna know is, how tall was the police woman? The guy stood up, had his wang out and tried to hit her on the head. No offence but unless he was on stilts or she was a midget...
...unless she was kneeling down or somethin...<sniggers>
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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I guessed he was standing on the sofa. Then again cops aren't as tall as they used to be.
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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*Oz accent* That's not a truncheon. This is a truncheon *Oz accent* _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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AlunD
Site Admin
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Location: Wiltshire
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Amnesia10
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